Shobhaa De:Kinng is actually a joker

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It’s a con job. Or… a corny job. Clumsy, clunky,pointless and boring.This is what happens when people like Bamzee get a bit too big for their boots and try to fool the public. Rubbish is rubbish. The Sikh angle is dishonest and manipulative. These guys are a bunch of losers wearing stiched, satin turbans - the kind worn by streetside magicians. Completely ridiculous and an insult to the community.

Red Hot Akshay at size zero is a shadow of his former hunky self. No wonder his performance lacks oomph and energy. As for the anaemic Katrina Kaif with her butter -won’t- melt in -her -mouth, put -on sweetness, she is as lifeless as the Sphinx.Between the two of them, the heat they generate wouldn’t light a bulb (if you are looking for a furnace, check out Mallika Sherawat in ‘Pagli or Ugli’ ).

 ’Singh is Kinng’ is a total dud, and I am amazed some critics gave it a 3-star rating. It makes me wonder if there is a herd mentality at work somewhere ( press show ke baad, opinions milaao, joint decisions lo, aur chamcha review likho). It is such a nonsensical effort - what Bamzee was thinking (money!)?Akshay looked yummy only during the Punjab sequences, dressed in colourful mulmul kurtas.

 Since this is a full on Punjabi film, with a few scattered hindi dialogues, subtitles would have helped. Even though there is nothing to understand or follow - no plot, no story.Kirron Kher looked sooooo awful, one had to shut ones eyes and hope she’d go away. Sonu Sood didn’t get Lucky , even if his name was Lucky in the film.

Australia’s Gold Coast looked gorgeous and far sexier than Kaif and Dhupia put together. Akki can’t dance, saala! What and who does that leave? Ranvir Sheorey??? Snoop Dogg?? Oh…. how could I forget the chicken in the opening scene delivering what is by far the most energetic and convincing performance in this turkey of a film. Bilkul bekaar.Save money. Save time. Save the chicken.

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10 Responses to “Shobhaa De:Kinng is actually a joker”

  1. good stuff here.

  2. looks like she was extremely irritated with this one

  3. yeah manoj many of them

  4. I totally disagree. The film was for masses and not for the intellectuals (or those who are trying to portray themselves as intellectuals). If you are going to watch Singh is Kinng, one show remember that it is not a sequal of Mission Impossible 2 or Matrix. The film has a lesson that wveryone can be king of his life with a positive attitude.

  5. ok Farhan i agree but film whether comedy suspense romance should have a plot script like hera pheri had…!! it also has a message but it seems SIK has no message to give and more of it doesn’t stands on yr mind…like HERA PHERI did..remember it was also a fun ride..all d way but it fares on yr mind….on yr pocket…

  6. i think masses should be given right entertainment not just the one when u take the plot out of the name…people work on story and then choose title but in this film it was opp…and lemme tell u its just a lobby to use the name…!! and they openly admit indirectly when they say we derived name first then story…its a pure lobby

  7. Farhan,

    “If you are going to watch Singh is Kinng, one show remember that it is not a sequal of Mission Impossible 2 or Matrix.”

    So what do we expect it to be???

    Please enlighten us.

  8. hhaaahaaha ,according to me ur reviews is so boring n rubbish that i can’t stop myself to write for u ,u r totally hatter of akki ’s success .movie had wat it had to be, some fools ddin’t b able to got the movie ,or they don’t know how to laugh .

  9. I recon shoba de is actually an SRK fan.so she can’t take it that AKKI has kicked SRK from no 1 spot.Don_mansoor, if u think SIK does’nt had any message to say what does OSO had.Did u say reincarnation…………? Bullshittttttttttttttt

  10. SIK is the biggest faul movie ever in bollywood history

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