By Salman AkhterLet me introduce this greatest personality of the Bollywood, He is Kumar Kapoor Khan aka KKK aka K3, no, you are wrong, his name is not inspired from any of Karan Johar’s movies or Ekta Kapoor’s TV series.He is an Indian Film Fanatic, when he entered film industry, the director who was auditioning him, asked “Did you see.. Dekh Kabira Roya..”, our KKK who was as pure as the coconut water in the unbroken coconut, replied,”No, sir, Maine kisi Kabire ko rote hue nahi dekha..!”, (No, sir, I didnt see any Kabira crying anywhere).And the next scene, he was being consoled by the watchman, “dont worry.. idhar aisa roj hota hai.., aur tu idhar Producer Director Writer Actor Music Director aur Editor banne ko aayela hai… to .. kam se kam tujh ko.. picture ‘Dekh Kabira Roya’ ka naam to sun kar aana tha.. chal tune nahi dekha.. to koi baat nai”
(Dont worry, it happens every day.. and you..! you came here to become Producer Director Writer Actor Music Director and Editor at the same time, its fine even you did not watch this movie “Dekh Kabira Roya”, but you should at least remember the name of it..”)

That was the day changed his concept of whole life, he watched from “Raja Harish Chandra” (silent movie) to “Meri izzat Bachao”(dubbed movie), during the movie watching madness from 1913 era to 2007, he became fan of Dilip Kumar Raj Kapoor to Shah Rukh Khan, only after that he randomly researched over the names of top super stars, it was Dilip Kumar, Raj Kumar, Manoj Kumar, Raj Kapoor, Shammi Kapoor, Shashi Kapoor, Rishi Kapoor Anil Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna, Aamir Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan.

Cut to.., while staring at the rising sun on the beach early morning, he stole the three surnames of super stars and rechristened himself as Kumar Kapoor Khan.

Soon, he became shorter as KKK, he was much overjoyed when one of the watchman of top Financier Banarasi Papadia just called him, “hey, K3, tujhko saab ne andar bulaya hai”(hey K3, the boss is calling you inside).

Today he is sitting in front of a top most financier Banarsi Papadia with a sure shot blockbuster script on the table, it is called as OMM SHANTEE OMMM - Lets bring Peace together, The movie will be made in the record budget of just one carore INR, Kumar Kapoor Khan aka K3 has completely floored down the financier by the concept of casting real life character artistes, OM puri as the OMM, yesteryears south indian heroine Shantipriya as SHANTEE and third OMMM he will be using special effect to make the Late Om Prakash live on screen, and that is the way he will pay tribute to the artistes of different era in a skelton budget, he will further save the cost by writing lyrics, composing music and even editing the movie by himself.

The financier Banarasi Papadia was more than glad to know that there was a mini Blockbuster on his table, he simply raised one of his doubts, “you know K3, the Manoj Kumar era has gone, when he used to do everything and the credit would read like..A FILM BY MANOJ KUMAR”.

“Sir, yahi to..I want to give tribute to Manoj Kumar Style of film-making as well, we will send the script to him and only after “Bharat”ji approve, we may commence the project,and the film end credit title will roll as “A FILM BY K3″ In Association With “Banarasi Papadia” and “Special Thanks To OUR MANOJ “BHARAT” KUMARJI.”

“Theek hai..K3.. magar .. phir bhi.. (Ok.. K3.. still) please make sure you at least bring some audience in the hall, I am not making this remake for Ghosts..” Papadia warned.

“Bade majakiya ho.. papadia sir aap, OMM SHANTEE OMMM” to sir complete entertainer bana rahe hain hum” woh horror subject bhi hai mere pas..? title sunenge aap”
(You have great sense of humour Papadia sir, this movie is gonna be out and out commercial entertainer but i do have a Horror subject, would you like to hear the title.?)”

“kya hai”(Whats that).

“Ram nam Satya hai”
(A chanting which is repeated when a dead body is taken for cremation as per Hindu religion)

NEXT SCENE:
k3 is picking the sheets of his script “OMM SHANTEE OMMM” from the streets, some kids are helping him whispering ‘ bechara khisak gayela hai’(poor man .. got mad).
A car stops, two legs comes out of the car, two hands help K3 getting up..
“My name is Sanjay Ghai.. I heard about your subject the other day.. come lets go to khandala for sitting”
K3 was rubbing his eyes in disbelief.

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Please note all the characters, incidents like Kumar Kapoor Khan, KKK, K3, Banarsi Papadia are fictitious, they are not intended to disrespect anyone in the film fraternity, it is purely a work of fiction and is meant for entertainment, The writer holds the copyright of the material published on this site.

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