The Nakta Bachchalan reveals his true self in “RGV’s Hemmorrhoids”
By Shaan
After making us laugh our guts off with his delicate hip movements, a la women with a nasty yeast infection (in a major break through role in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom) Big B is soon going to be back as a Nakta (one with a cut nose), aka Babban Singh in RGV’s Aag. This time we will get an opportunity to laugh equally hard at his mismatched neon colored eye lens. Sometimes I wonder what will happen if Big B did not exist. Really, sometimes I wonder who a billion plus Desi men and women will mock and ridicule if Big B stopped acting altogether. But then I am reminded by my friends in Bollywood that Big B is shameless, a Nakta, and hence will rather erode all his credibility then retire. Therefore guys rejoice, fun and frolic is not ending anytime soon. If you thought his Gypsy getup in JBJ or his Babban Singh get up in RGV’s “Aag” is a new low, then wait and watch, the fat lady has not sung yet. Who knows next we will see him as Edna Turnblad (John Travolta’s role in Hairspray).
Suddenly we are being doused by reports about how much Big B wanted to play Gabbar Singh. Those who were on the sets of G.P. Sippy’s ever green “Sholay” will vouch that in those days all he cared was to make sure that he, instead of Dharmendra, died in the movie (so that he ended up with all the sympathy). Never once did anyone or Ramesh Sippy hear a peep about Big B wanting to play Gabber Singh. But hey, this guy is shameless, he is a Nakta.
Hats off to his royal highness, Himesh Reshamaya for pissing on RGV’s parade by releasing his Mehbooba song before RGV could release his Mehbooba inspired song. Having listened to both there is no doubt in my mind that Himesh rocks. Even the video that has been released to promoto RGV’s song and movie is pathetic. No doubt people associated with the movie are walking away from it. Now let us see if Sippy family do their part and re-release “Sholay” along with RGV’s “Aag”.
BTW has anyone read the synopsis to RGV’s Aag ? After reading it I have no doubt that the “Aag” (fire, heat & itching) must be coming from his hemorrhoids, hence a better title for that movie should be “RGV’s Hemmorrhoids”.
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